Zürich Blatter
" If we ever looked for a reason to stay out of the EEC, he gave it to us "   by Karl-Heinz Catchup

Istanbul Express
" If we ever looked for a reason to join the EEC, he gave it to us "   by Abdul Zbun

New Yoke Times
" He's gotta be the next president, I mean he is even more ridiculous then George "   by J. Joke Funintyre

FrankFarter Algemein
" Sense von Humor ist finally here zu stay "   by Alfred Zugabe

The Garbageian
" He gave us such a splendid feeling, especially after he left "   by Bin E. Trasher

The Amsterdam Some Times
" No need to smoke anymore, guys, the real thing is here "   by Graaf Hendrik-Peter van Oerstammerdam-Tickeldael

The Jerusalem Pots
" We had to look at him, so we stopped fighting ... Then peace came!! "   by Army Shiryon

Delhi Telegraph
" It was more than a show, it was an elevating experience, meditation seems like a thing from the past "   by Rabish Ballsht

Moscow's Grashnayetz Frachtolov Umadenskaya
" I guess that was really why the wall came down, Comrade "   by Olga Hornyovsky